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"this didn’t happen in the books"

- ancient proverb (via theseflaws)

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captainlucifer:

in the hallway today there was a hispanic girl making white people jokes and these two white guys actually fucking said “that’s racist. what if we were saying stuff like that about mexican people?”

and she just gave them this dry look and said “i’m puerto rican.”

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rivalstruck:

soulsneasel:

why are bras called bras

battle ready armor

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things that are enjoyable:

  • showers

things that are not enjoyable:

  • getting in the shower
  • getting out of the shower

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jaidefinichon:

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sacredsluts:

bringing new friends home

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flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

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